Ladies and gentleman, and whoever reads this, I'd like to introduce you to my fish........
I bought them yesterday. I bought three actually. One was a black goldfish (seriously). I named him Jack Bauer. He died this morning. Out of all three fish, he's the one that bit the dust. It is quite ironic if you think about it. We had a nice funeral for him. We folded him in a nice paper towel and set him in the trashcan. But alas, I have two fish left. The big one on the left is Tony Almeda. If you are 24 fans, you'll realize I'm creating a pattern here. The small little guy on the right is Compadre. He's pretty chill. I hope they both make it through the night. If not, it's off to Petsmart tomorrow to purchase more $0.26 fish!
Sunday, August 24, 2008
A Tale Of Two Fishies
Posted by Dusty at 6:59 PM
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Seeing as I knew Jack was going to die I can't really respond to this post in my usual witty manner. I hold out hope for the next two fish though. I figure with Jack Bauer biting the dust it will prepare for the actual event. And now maybe you can rethink naming your first born son Jack- Yes, ladies and gentleman, she is naming her child after her idol, Jack Bauer, and now also her fish. Poor kid, doesn't have a chance and he's not even here yet! That makes it sound like he will be here soon. I mean years.... and years... with possibly a few more years in there until he arrives.
Wow. That is so rude! I'm not naming my child after Jack Bauer! I just really like the name Jack!!!!
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